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hellanne: (by emptypews)

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:56 -0400

hellanne:

(by emptypews)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:19:40 -0400

ostracizedpoodle: gets down on one knee will you go away

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:46 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away

snoozlebee: dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby sweetie cutie...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:12:06 -0400

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

babe

baby

sweetie

cutie pie

darling

honey

unacceptable pet names:

boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo

cthulhu

sweet devil prince in the pale moon light

Leslie

floor

2% milk

Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:08 -0400

torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:52:55 -0400

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

maliciousmelons: i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:02 -0400

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

jehanprouvair: a haiku about doctor who: ????? ??????? ?????

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:04:46 -0400

jehanprouvair:

a haiku about doctor who:

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???????

?????

fuckyouajax: relationship status:

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:06:30 -0400

fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:02:22 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:05:42 -0400

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:27:38 -0400

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

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Sat, 18 May 2013 09:24:56 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:44:13 -0400

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:30:58 -0400

i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills

kardigone: Oh god, not French. ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:51:14 -0400

kardigone:

Oh god, not French.

ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.

trillow: jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:33:22 -0400

trillow:

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a ♡ pale blog ♡ of water

zodiacsociety: Aquarius Facts

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:10:25 -0400

zodiacsociety:

Aquarius Facts

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:55:10 -0400

rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:49:28 -0400

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business